- Why did the skeleton go to the dance party?Because he heard it was a “hip” joint!
- What do you call a dance for people who love to clean?The mop cha-cha!
- Why did the salsa dancer bring a ladder to the dance floor?Because they heard the music was “upbeat”!
- What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?The Fang-dango!
- Why don’t dancers ever get in trouble?Because they always know the right steps!
- Why did the scarecrow become a great dancer?Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why did the ballerina go to jail?She broke the Nutcracker’s sweet!
- What’s a computer’s favorite dance?The disk-o!
- How do you make a tissue dance?You put a little boogie in it!
Too funny right?
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